Little Mr. Petulant

Alexander has entered a phase, which we sincerely hope will be short-lived, in which he only consumes food that he can eat by himself. (His self-feeding technique is, to say the least, rather inefficient.) This includes bottles, which he consumes only if they are placed within his reach and not handed to him. He signals the end of a meal by dropping his food, piece-by-piece, onto the floor while scowling in disgust (see below).

Still insulted by an earlier spoon-feeding attempt

Maybe that one will make it in

His Highness speaks: Away! Thou’rt poison to my blood.

How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless child

Hmph.